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Yoda vs. Superman
Yoda11's picture
Submitted by Yoda11 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 21:06
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Who Would Win In A Fight?

Sorry I had to do this because of my cameo :) (im still uber excited about that) so who do you think would win?

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Ronin's picture
Submitted by Ronin on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 21:20

Can a light saber cut through Superman? As an oldschool mega-nerd, I am ashamed to say that I don't know the answer to this question.

Submitted by GringoDingo on Thu, 11/26/2009 - 00:46

Superman's powers have changed tremendously over the years; but even the weakest Superman can beat the strongest Yoda.Superman SPUN THE EARTH AND TIME BACKWARDS-- HELLO????What did Yoda do-- levitate Luke's little one-man spaceship? "Whhoa, stop the presses, he's got the power of a SMALL WHINCH!!!"Unless Superman can be controlled by the Jedi Mind-trick, Yoda doesn't stand a chance in an actual fight.Also, Superman comes from a planet where they travel between 28 different galaxies; meanwhile Yoda's civilization is confined to ONE galaxy.You have to realize: the Jedi were forbidden to marry, partially because it would make their offspring TOO powerful; so Yoda's main power is in his wisdom, not his Force-abilities. Yoda is over 800 years old, so he's very wise; he could probably talk Superman into flying into a supernova or something (and Superman could NOT survive that, no matter what).

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 21:24

ahhh no supe wins for sure

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 21:39

I'm going to have to go with Yoda on this one. He's smarter, and he can control things... with his mind!!!

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 21:47

Yoda:*lifts Supes in the air*
Supes:*uses lazer eyes on yoda*

superman wins

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 22:35

isaac5 wrote:

Yoda:*lifts Supes in the air*
Supes:*uses lazer eyes on yoda*

Yoda:*blocks lazer with lightsaber*

Now it gets interesting

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 07:57

ok, which yoda is he fighting here? the wrinkly old muppet from daghobah or the CGI killikng machine from the prequels?

Yoda11's picture
Submitted by Yoda11 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 09:18

isaac5 wrote:

ok, which yoda is he fighting here? the wrinkly old muppet from daghobah or the CGI killikng machine from the prequels?

Did you just say that the original Yoda is lame and the new one is awesome? if so....GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 09:43

no i didn't it may have sounded like it but no i think the knew one sucks, but is the only one who stands a chance

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 15:56

Aren't they the same person?

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 16:55

well technically yes, but they are completely different

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 17:31

But in V+VI Yado was just moments away from death...

Can you really expect a man that old to be very mobile?

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 08:20

my point exactly! the yoda in the prequels was completely different, SO WHICH YODA?!?!?!

Bliss's picture
Submitted by Bliss on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 09:17

Dude....Come on Yoda uses the force for every situation...nothings wrong with it, just whenever he gets a fly so fast it reverses time itself power, let me know.

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 09:34

haha!!

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 14:11

I'll give you that one

Bliss's picture
Submitted by Bliss on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 16:04

I just realised that this question was asked before, and answered too.

Anonymous wrote:

Are we forgetting who SUPERMAN IS? Wow, I know alot of ppl like starwars but cmon now. Superman, the man of steel who can lift buildings up like nothing. Let Yoda repel his blasts all day long Superman can easily survive em. Superman and DOOMSDAY fought and destroyed a WHOLE CITY, that's the only time he died. Superman has defeated BRANIAC, LOBO, the GALAXIES DEADLIEST Villians. Yoda gets hit by a bullet I'm sure he'll be out for the count. What can Yoda to do superman? Honestly, lightsabers won't go through superman, heck he'll grab it with his hand and rip it away from Yoda. Remember in starwars phantom menace when the jedi used their swords to melt through the thick metal door, it took a freaken long time. SUPERMAN HAS FOUGHT IN LAVA! HE HAS GONE THROUGH THE SUN! I'm sure the SUN can melt those doors pretty dam fast. Superman will punch Yoda once and GAME OVER. GOSH! A better match would be Yoda vs Wolverine. SUPERMAN>>> YODA, plain and simple. BTW lightsabers can't go through adamantium. That would be a good fight.

Submitted by alphaglider on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 19:20

yoda could use the force to make superman kill himself and his lightsaber could be kryptonite

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