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Submitted by Jamesbloke on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 14:38
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Language is evolving - I'm going to post a few examples. Let's see if you lot can think of some.

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Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 14:48

Abundance - A dance with cakes Askant - To question a female relative.Avoidable - What abullfighter tries to do.Balderdash - A race for the folically challenged. Banquette - A very small bank. Canadian - To be able to help Ian. Castanet - To go fishing. Chauffeur - What Lyndsay Lohan does when getting out of a car.Countryside - The deliberate & systematic extermination of bankers.Cursor - Someone who is swearing.Defray - A laser that causes it's targets to lose their hearing.Dilate - Live Long.Doldrums - Barbie's percussion set.Endear - This is where it stops. Erection - How the Japanese vote for a new parliament. Finish -  A bit like a Finn .Fundamental - To provide financial support to a Scientologist. Gregorian - Someone unsure of his name. Handicap - A very useful hat. Impale - Alcoholic beverage for a small goblin. Indispose - I stand thus. Japanned - Similar to a european hand but rather more yellow. Kidnap - A sleeping child.Kindred - Fear of one's own family.Lactose - A person missing two or more of the five foot digits. Locus - To curse very quietly. Morass - Extra bottom. Mustache - Got to hurt.Papist - Dad's drunk.Porpoise - Bad posture. Silicon - A rather stupid hoax. Template - Overdue substitue worker. Windlass - A young lady with flatulence. Yeoman - A Jamacian greeting.Zebra - What German women wear under the dress. Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 16:45

United- when you declare someone a knightProfessor- A professional tattle-taleMessage- That time when you start looking sloppyp.s. Did you think of all of them yourself?

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Submitted by Jamesbloke on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 17:42

I wish! The only ones I thought of that made that list were Chauffeur, Countryside & Cursor. After that, I read the definition of Indispose, which raised the bar a bit! Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:03

Largess - STitillate - Late bloomer Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:46

Poker- Actually, I'd better not define this one... Raisin- N

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 03:06

Poker - Prod woman    ????? Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 09:45

Is that what they call it in the UK?

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 13:07

To push someone using just one finger, yeah. Atrophy - Award for coming firstJockular - Scottish VampireSoaring - Too much fruit in your diet Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 15:40

jockular? soaring?   

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 17:40

Otherwise they aren't funny. Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 18:15

usurp, fulfill the task with syrup

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 17:43

Econ- To be tricked by the letter E

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 17:51

Icon - to be swindled by Apple! Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 19:09

THATS FALSE,icon, something that only happens when you buy a macbook air

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 19:40

denile- 1. A river in Africa2. Unquestioning devotion to Apple products; a cult in the name of Apple

Bliss's picture
Submitted by Bliss on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 18:15

District - This is severe!Garden - Gar's living roomLegend - Your waist or the floor.

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 19:41

Dictaphone - How not to dial a number in polite societyIgnorant - To pay no heed to small insect Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 08:16

woman- that was pretty intense!

Bliss's picture
Submitted by Bliss on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:58

That's What She Said!Account - The Original Vampire.Profile - The more experienced file.

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:16

CRAP!

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 12:52

Defile - a Jamaican file Beer can - Jamaican baconHarrow - A Japanese greeting Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

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Submitted by Jamesbloke on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 17:04

Dialogue - an awful piece of woodUndeterred - a skid markGoat herd - exclamation when flushing Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 17:25

Irony - A bit ferrous
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Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 14:09

Titular - Large chested vampire. Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 02:04

Hair - Bugs BunnyHare - The stuff on my head

isaac5's picture
Submitted by isaac5 on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 21:10

Albeit, What one might say before a game of tag. 

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 22:48

Dayton - To be in a relationship

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 16:32

Chagrin - Post successful date smile. (sorry, might be more Brit slang) Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

Jamesbloke's picture
Submitted by Jamesbloke on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 06:21

Catastrophe - Feline punctuation. Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

animal's picture
Submitted by animal on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 15:53

Tipi - Very talented urination

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