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Francis "Dark Dragon" Cadwallader made his first video back in the summer of this year, and he made it for NBC's [url=http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/contest/]"The Office: Make Your Own Promo" contest[/url]. The video was selected as one of 10 finalists from thousands of submitted videos and it is featured on NBC's website.

Next, the Dark Dragon took the footage of himself kicking invisible ass and slowed it down so humans would be able to see it (he really is THAT FAST). This video was called[url=http://nickelcrew.net/videos.php?ID=11] "the Dance of the Dark Dragon"[/url].

Then, he started developing "1337-Rap-Fu", his own brand of ass-kicking music stylings. He showed these mad stylings off in his video [url=http://nickelcrew.net/videos.php?ID=12]"The Dark Dragon Returns"[/url].

And now he has moved on. He going to start teaching all of the secrets of the universe to anyone who wants to hear.. and [url=http://nickelcrew.net/videos.php?ID=20]"Dark Dragon: Science of Seduction"[/url] is his first lesson.

DARK DRAGON, OUT!
[url=http://nickelcrew.net/dragon][img]http://www.nickelcrew.net/images/darkd...

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Daniel's picture

That's not spam!

your videos are hilarious. I especially laughed at "fist full of awesome" :)
I voted for you.

Ronin's picture

Awesome, thanks. Getting positive feedback from someone who creates some of the best content on the web is a reward in itself.. though I'd still like to get the money from NBC. :lol:

citizenbuck's picture

Got my vote. I loved it.

Ronin's picture

Awesome, thanks!

Ronin's picture

Voting ended, so I adjusted the first post accordingly... also I set up a website and there is a new video:

Dark Dragon pitches a TV Show

citizenbuck's picture

I would watch every episode of that show.

The Dragon's fist of awesome exploded my head inside out and made me see the world in a whole new light. I will continue along the path of enlightenment, please give us more of your wisdom master!

Ronin's picture

I was going to wait for NBC to announce it on the IYS site, but it's taken them like three days, so I'm just going to go ahead and tell everyone that I did in fact end up winning the thousand bucks. (which I likely won't receive for at least 90 days according the IYS staff)

And, for anyone interested, I'll have some more Dark Dragon content up on the Dark Dragon's Lair this afternoon.

Daniel's picture

Dude! that's great! congratulations!

citizenbuck's picture

Wow! I lvoe it. Congratulations.

Now if only they'd make Dark Dragon's pilot. I volunteer to be the guy in the Armor.

Ronin's picture

citizenbuck wrote:

Wow! I lvoe it. Congratulations.

Now if only they'd make Dark Dragon's pilot. I volunteer to be the guy in the Armor.

I'm planning on sending that video out to various Networks (to see just how many restraining orders I can get) so if some crack-smoking network decides to option my work.. I'll keep you in mind. :lol:

Ronin's picture

Don't know if anyone is intersted, but the Dark Dragon has a new video out: "Stuff That Sucks, Vol.1"

enjoy.

citizenbuck's picture

Loved it... and I must say that it was nice to learn that the Sub-Mariner sucks. I had no idea. It was always so hard to tell what was going on with him in the 1966 cartoon. He seemed like a jerk, but then again so did Thor and the Hulk.

The DD theme song rocks, by the way.

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citizenbuck wrote:

Loved it... and I must say that it was nice to learn that the Sub-Mariner sucks. I had no idea. It was always so hard to tell what was going on with him in the 1966 cartoon. He seemed like a jerk, but then again so did Thor and the Hulk.

The DD theme song rocks, by the way.

Namor seems like a bigger jerk than Thor because he strikes me as more intelligent, which means he is more aware of the fact that he is being an ass, but still insists on being one.

You can't blame the Hulk, since he basically doesn't know what he's doing. (we're not talking about the most recent "Ultimates" incarnation of these Heroes though.. because that just destroys tons of existing canonical background material.

And thanks about the theme song.. perhaps it's top 40 material.. I'll send it off to Casey Kasem!

Ronin's picture

there's a been a few new videos released:

Dark Dragon: How to be a Hit Music Superstar
and
DragonMail: The Red Dragon Shirt

thanks!

Voted, good luck =).....

BOOBS!

Ronin's picture

Heh. Thanks for the support.

citizenbuck's picture

#9 - Dark Dragon tackles YouTube... nice. I learned so much.

Ronin's picture

Gottta be honest, that video was a publicity grab. I figure that since my videos are definitely not to everyones tastes (it takes a certain kind of genius to enjoy the Dragon) I'd have to take steps to get lots of people to watch.. and the few that like what they see will watch the others.. the people that don't like it will go off and watch more camgirl whining to the camera B.S. which is obviously what they were looking for in the first place.

I did try to make it funny though.. no point in getting people to watch if it's just going to completely suck. Glad you learned stuff. :D

citizenbuck's picture

As a publicity grab, you struck gold didn't ya? The clips icon is sure to draw all kinds of attention (it's already up to 10,993 views).

Daniel's picture

it is decieving :D i was thinking "woah dragon's got some hot guest on his next segment!" *click click click click click*
my new fav though is your sales pitch to tv producers. BOOBS! and now that i have your attention... freakin funny. because thats exactly why i clicked on your you tube one. hahaha!

except i would have ended up watching it anyways.

Ronin's picture

The big flaw in my reasoning is this: About 95% of the people who click on the video are horny teenagers.. who of course instantly see my ugly mug and smack a 1-star rating on the video. As of right now, the video has 2 stars and it is officially the worst rated thing I have ever put on YouTube.

But, I have gotten a few extra people subscribing to my channel and that was really all I was looking for.

The "Pitching a TV Show" one is my favorite as well, I think.

LetsGoBuffs's picture

Your stuff is HILARIOUS! Love it!

I was DYING when you were trying on all of those different shirts!

Nice stuff!

Ronin's picture

:D Thanks. Glad you enjoyed them. incidently.. I'd like to point out that I didn't purchase those shirts as a prop.. about 5 years ago.. I was wearing those shirts and many more like them on a daily basis. :oops:

Daniel's picture

hows that god of war treatin you Ronin?

Ronin's picture

I spent a ridiculous amount of time on a stupid simple task. I was trying to jump from pillar to pillar and for some reason, my fingers wouldn't hit the buttons at the right moment.. this led to me dying like 15 times (the game even asked me if I wanted to switch to easy mode)

Other than that, it's awesome and it's nice to just take a break from making stuff for a little bit.

I think next week's videos are going to be alot of fun though, so I might end up doing some work on them this week anyway.

What I really need to do is get a good video archive page in place.

citizenbuck's picture

Yeah... cool to see your special talent on the latest ep. Freaky... but cool.

Ronin's picture

Yeah.. it looks like I have nubs for arms..

Glad you enjoyed it.

Daniel's picture

Dude! Wrigley's is trying to get in on your "awesome" phrase. http://www.wrigleysfinalsrelief.com/activate.php
I think you need to send them a message to remind them who owns that word. :)

citizenbuck's picture

It's because the Dark Dragon's been gone too long... I mean I'm sure he's off somewhere kicking so much butt... but still, I'm ready for a new episode.

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