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This was a title I've been secretly avoiding for a looooong time.   Mainly because of the scale of the film.   I don't think HISHE was ready for such a movie in our early years, and to be honest, I'm so glad we waited.  It's always interesting to see a final short looking back knowing we had no script written 3 weeks prior.  That's part of what adds to the stress of production I suppose :)  But looking back, I am just sort of speechless about how this short came into existence.  So I'll try to summarize the story just so it can be told.  (this sort of negates the speechless thing, but whateva!)We scheduled Jurassic Park, it was on the list and there was no going back.  My 5 year ago self that always said "oh no you're not ready yet" was stil there, but it didn't matter now.  Time to get to work!  We watched the film again to get fresh eyes on the story, and I was absolutely stumped.  Leave it to Spielberg to create another perfect blockbuster where each scene effects the next.  It's like he knows how to make great movies or something!  jerk :)  Anyway, there were no flaws, not continuity wise anyway.   We struggled with the script, there were too many major moments in Jurassic Park to pick just one scene of focus.  Nor did we have the time or man power to create all of the joke ideas (what happened to the tropical storm?)  and we kept coming down to this moment of bringing back Samuel L. Jackson because his death is never seen, just implied.  So we had to make a choice.  What do we like better?  lots of little jokes nit picking the movie to an undetermined ending, or set up a Samuel L. Jackson return.  We couldn't create the nit picking clip show idea even if we wanted to because of scale, and the Samuel L. Jackson script made more people laugh anyway.   So we picked Jackson.I should also point out that while this is happening I'm also animating our God of War HISHE because it was due while Jurassic HISHE was in progress... so my brain is like "whaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAA!"  (that's what brains sound like)Great we've got a script, it's gonna take tons of art and oh yeah there's another feat, none of us can do a Sam L. impression!  So we posted the announcement, held auditions.  You guys sent in some great attempts, which we were extremely grateful to get.  (Thank you for trying to be there for us everyone)  But sadly none had the authenticity we really were looking for.   But it was understood.  We were asking for an extremely challenging voice.   And I was starting to think we were gonna have to voice his character on our own and just take the abuse of "worst Samuel impression ever!"   but suddenly there was one glimmer of hope right at the last second.  Adrian.  Adrian Neely, a guy I knew from my early film production years.  I vaguely remembered he sounded kind of like Jackson, but i hadn't talked or seen him in ages so who knows if he's available.  I sent him a message asking if he was interested and Tina's reaction was the best when she heard his little demo that he sent back.  "You knew this guy the whole time?!"So Adrian swooped in and saved the Jackson role literally at the last second. The rest of the story was typical production battle scars.  Just rushing to get it completed in time.  We had some difficulty deciding what should a talking raptor sound like.  It had to be a girl, but it had to sell the lines like "say hello to my little friend" and not be completely awful about it :)  Stephanie tried a few different voices, and I absolutely love the one we ran with.  Stephanie really did a great job on this one.  As did Tina with the voice of Lex.  She's only got one line, but still :)  And don't forget Bryan English who wrote all this music without even seeing the short.   Can you believe that?  He made it without seeing anything about the short! :)  unreal.  My only wish is that I sounded more like Sam Neill in this one.  But by this point we were already covered on far more important things that I had nothing to really be upset over.  Just finish the dang thing!So then it was a race to the finish line.  For real.  (one week left for animation)  Every time the video game shorts and the movie shorts collide it makes it a stressful time.  I started the usual path that happens when you animate something and watch the same thing over and over again, you start second guessing everything, did we make the right jokes, should we try to add something else... you learn to ignore that stuff. (for the most part)  The week went by, the work was finally was completed, and when I showed the final animation to Tina to proof, she laughed harder than any short I can remember her laughing at.  At that point, all the fear and worry tired efforts were worth it.  I knew we had made a good one.  Usually Tina is like me and has heard the joke a hundred times already, so for her to laugh at that point meant it was good.  At least that's what I tell myself.Who knows, this could be a huge flop of a short.  and if it is, I don't even care.  (well that's not true I actually do care)  I just meant I know how this short materialized out of thin air by the help of some amazing friends, and that is more valuable to me.  If you had seen this project completed from my perspective you would agreeSo, I hope you guys enjoyed the short.  I know to everyone else it's just a cartoon they get to watch for fun.  But this was a really long 3 weeks, and I'm a little sentimental about it right now for it.  So get over here and let me hug you you big lugz.  *awe shucks* HA!  Ok I'll stop writing now.  Hey remember Jurassic Park?!  that movie was awesome!  except Ray's death was sort of skipped over.  The End :)  

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detnarg's picture

Great job!!  Adrian did an amazing job for Sam Jackson's voice. I laughed the hardest when the raptor sends the email "Found the weapons closet!  LOLZ  Chomp chomp, The Raptor"  That was pretty hilarious.  =)

awesomeharrypotter's picture

I LOVED Indy 4 HISHE,then I LOVED Harry Potter HISHE now I LOVE Jurassic Park HISHE! I liked the part with the email the most!I LOVED Jurassic Park  and soon as I discoved HISHE I wanted a Jurassic Park HISHE and when I heard one was coming out I was like"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This also happend with Indy 4 and Harry Potter!Thanks for making my dreams come true HISHE!P.S. You made a spelling 2 mistakes Daniel.

Daniel's picture

I mispell stuff pretty much all the time... it's a gfit. :)

Pretty much every joke was a homerun here. I loved the desperate plea of Mr. Arnold, "Hold onto your butts!" Keep on being amazing/awesome shorts guys!

The E-Mail joke was gold!! The music matched the film score exactly, and the artwork on the dinosaurs was fantastic!!I can't believe the raptor is actually Stephanie's voice though. 

Christianplay's picture

HISHE has created some of the most humorous and imaginative videos that I like, but I'm afraid that, since we're all human, everybody has at least one video that sort of disapoints. I'm afraid this was not one of their greater videos.John 14:6 - Jesus said, "I am The Way, The Truth, and The Life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

imhamzak117's picture

Another good one :) I was kinda worried that you guys might actually swear when Sam started to say 'I've had enough of these....' but I was relieved. My favourite parts were when the raptor started talking (I got kinda giddy from that point on), the email part and sam's snakes on a plane refrence. I always wondered why we never provided with solid proof that he had died, (OH SO U FOUND A BLACK MAN'S ARM AND YOU JUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED THAT IT WAS MINE?!) so good job.      What I was really impressed by was that Bryan did the score without seeing the short and it fit perfectly and the voice acting for the raptor and Samuel l Jackson was top notch (Don't worry Dan, your voice over was not bad at all :)My only complaint (NOT TRYING TO CRITICIZE HERE, JUST POINTING SOMETHING OUT) is that the poo joke (although funny) is a bit below you guys' standards, I can live it but I'd prefer if the bowel jokes don't become something you guys do alot in the future.    Other than that it was top notch :)  So good job guys, 3 weeks of hard work really paid off here, keep it up :)            "Beneath this mask, there is an idea and ideas are bulletproof."

Carnahan6's picture

"I found the weapons closet. LOLZ" Lol. Great job! ________________________________________________________________________________________ "Oh, I stab and chop and punch at will, I wear a skirt that's called a kilt, don't have a beard but I'm Scottish still, 'cause I'm the William Wallace."

leo6000's picture

I wish to say so many things, but I would be short, great job guys. i was hoping you make a dinosaurs with feathers.Lapidos and Samuel L Jeckson references was hilarious.

No matter what i see here or how many times, it keeps me laughing. yall are awsome.

Not gonna lie, since the Dark Knight and with the exception of Harry Potter your shorts have been somewhat lacking in hilarity… NO SO HERE. This has got to be the first HISHE to make me burst out laughing in a long time. Not to mention the combination of a raptor with weapons and an attitude and Samuel Mothereffin Jackson made for pure awesomeness. Thank you, sincerely, for a great short :D

Not gonna lie, since the Dark Knight and with the exception of Harry Potter your shorts have been somewhat lacking in hilarity… NO SO HERE. This has got to be the first HISHE to make me burst out laughing in a long time. Not to mention the combination of a raptor with weapons and an attitude and Samuel Mothereffin Jackson made for pure awesomeness. Thank you, sincerely, for a great short :D

smithmoviesink's picture

it was worth the wait, glad you waited. i loved the short, loved the film, just brilliant. keep it up :)

 All I can say is: WELL DONE!! I laughed so hard through the entire thing, I literally thought I was going to wet my pants! Everything was so unexpected: the raptor talking, Sam Jackson surviving, and the T-rex appearing out of nowhere and EATING EVERYONE!! WOW, did not see that coming! I also like the last bit on the helicopter when that other dinosaur (forgive me for not remembering what it's called) shows up suddenly and out of the blue, and apparently kills John, Malcom and the pilot! The only thing I could have done without was the opening with the dino poop (!NASTY!), but other than that, this HISHE was AWESOME!! Well done!!

DAMAN's picture

nice vid 

That sneaky little pooch is a fossil in the wall in the background.  Poor kiddo.  what happened to you?

dethtungue's picture

Really?  Poop jokes!  Can't tell black people apart jokes!  Why not throw in a few fart noises or a crotch kick to finish off the triple.  I'm thinking you guys had an off week (OK, 3 weeks). It happens.  I usually love your videos, but this was not a favorite.    Although the gun sitting next to Laura Dern's feet while the kids were looking at the computer really was a collosal flub by the JP director, I thought it was just as silly that Laura's charater was pushing against the hinge side of the door to keep it closed.  Try that some time to keep your brother out of your room.  She could have just picked up the gun for all the help she was providing with that door.  And with everybody off the island for 24 hours, who set out all that food? Anyway, you do excellent work and it is easy for a non-artist like me to criticize so I won't hold it against you.  But you might want to blame this one on the interns.

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poop jokes aside, your comment about the "black people" jokes is what I wanted to address.  I'm the intern responsible for that joke so here I am. I have a problem with Jurassic Park not giving Samuel L. Jackson a proper death scene, but instead making the audience assume he is dead by only showing a black arm fall on somebody.   I think that is messed up.  And that is why it's in the cartoon.   It is not a blue joke.  It is something I consider a flaw in the movie.  

Ictiv's picture

Well, I for one didn't find the black arm offensive in any way (other than Samuel M-Fin' Jackson's death was - as you said - undignifing for his stature).I mean if you make a cowboys and indians movie where there is only one cowboy with blonde hair and after getting captured, they find a blonde scalp... You wouldn't call them insensitive for assuming the obvious. As far as I saw Jackson was the only 'black man' on the island they knew too.  Ather lenoro' sharanteh! (Ather's light guide us!)"Food for thought!"

imhamzak117's picture

Wasn't really bothered by the whole black arm thing cuz when I was watching the movie, I didn't figure out till a few days later that the arm belonged to Sam.L.Jackson's character (call me slow if you wish but I'm just tellin the truth) which is why I kinda hoped you guys would do something about his death, so thanks a bunch :)           As for the poo joke, like I said before, a bit below your usual standards but nothing that seriously annoys me so again, Great Work ;)      (P.S) Hope I don't have to much longer for Ghostbusters HISHE, you guys are totally checking of all the films on my list (Jurrasic Park, Harry Potter, District 9, Dark Knight, Aliens,etc.) so my inner child has been totally giddy for a the past few weeks (maybe I should get that checked out). Good work and good luck ;)   "Beneath this mask, there is an idea and ideas are bulletproof." 

Dude, I just noticed that Grant's scar keeps switching from one side of the face to the other!! I don't know if that was accidental or intentional, but that was funny!

DAMAN's picture

yall just keep making me laugh

Faruqi's picture

You guys are by far probably one of the best things on youtube. Congratulations on another successful clip. P.S, the animation seems to improve withe very new video, so well done

SteveO42's picture

What does 'LOLZ' mean?
LOLZ

RoyalusPrime's picture

I LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEE this HISHE!!!! :D It's definitely one of your best! Just watching it made me want to watch the movie all over again, specifically because I haven't seen the movie in forever! Anyway, fantastic short! Keep it up!

nabbster's picture

hahaha very funny i've got to hand it to you

SumRandomKid's picture

This is one of the five HISHE films that hooked me. I love this, and I am so glad that my friend found your Star wars 4,5,and 6 how it should have ended, because if he hadn't I would never had subscribed to you on youtube or joined the website. This short is special to me because, it was the one that got me looking at other videos. I love this short for its art design, script, and (most inportant of all) the comedy. I only have one thing to say, if those mother ef'n raptor try to kill me, they better hold on to their butts!!!!!

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