Quote: "When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
Show: Futurama

"A boy's best friend is his mother." -- Psycho

"I like your nurse's uniform, guy."
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"O, R they?" -- Rushmore

"What are we doing here Hare? We've got no food, we've got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" - Dumb and Dumber

Sarg: Give me a boost.
Caboose: Okay... You are a good person and people say nice things about you.
Sarg: Not a moral boost moron a physical one, I need see in that window.
Caboose: That widow is very high, I don't think you are tall enough.
Sarg: I know! That's why I need you.
Caboose: I don't think I'm tall enough either.
-After Sarg lifts up Caboose to see through the window.-
Sarg: So what do ya see?
Caboose: I see a room.
Sarge: And? What's in the room?
Caboose: I see some walls and some ceilings... no wait! Just one ceiling.

From Red vs Blue Episode 39. A bit long but it cracks me up every time. Hehehehe

You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson here is... never try.
-Homer Simpson

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
-Red: Shawshank Redemption

Fat guy in a little coat.
Tommy: Tommy Boy

"On the page it looked nothing. The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a pulse - bassoons and basset horns - like a rusty squeezebox. Then suddenly - high above it - an oboe, a single note, hanging there unwavering, till a clarinet took over and sweetened it into a phrase of such delight! This was no composition by a performing monkey! This was a music I'd never heard. Filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing, it had me trembling. It seemed to me that I was hearing a voice of God. " -- Amadeus

"Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant. " -- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Your mother ate my dog!" -- Dead Alive

"Dad!"
"What?"
"DAD!"
"WHAT?"
"DAD!!!"
"WHAT???"

"You were named after the dog!? Ahahahahaa"

-Indiana Jones and The Last Cruisade (Can't spell sorry all!)

"what was that ruckus"
"could you describe the ruckus sir?"
"don't get smart with me. I distinctly heard a ruckus!"

Breakfast club.

Serious quote:
"I'm proud of you. Not because you did your best for those people, but because after 20 years of being a doctor, you still take these things this hard."

JD-Scrubs

"Behinds this mask lies an idea. And ideas are bullet proof!"
V-V for Vendetta

"I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there; PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERMAN!!!
-Simpsons

"When I was diagnosed with lunch, heart and testicular cancer all at the same time I didn't give up. And then I went to win the Tour de France 5 times in a row! What are you dying of that's keeping you from goiong for the gold?"

"Mostly shame."

Dodgeball. (that's supposed to b lung, not lunch. I was hungry)

"nobody is gonna die if they fall off the water tower! Kelso's done it every year and he's still fine! Kinda."

That 70's show

Williams: "Keep the noise... down. Keep your shirts... down."

Johnson: "Unless... your getting paid."

Reno 911

"You expect us to drink this piss warm beer?"
"yeah when we drink piss we drink it COLD!"

Wild Hogs

Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think that I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.

I remember that speech really well.

I had you pegged, didn't I?

You had thw whole human race pegged.

Probably.

I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.

I know.

-- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

CTALONS wrote:

Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think that I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a ... oooo mom's calling me. it's speghetti-o's night. up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.

I remember that speech really well.

I had you pegged, didn't I?

You had thw whole human race pegged.

Probably.

I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.

I know.

-- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

That is perhaps my favorite quote in one of my favorite movies of all time.

Quote:

That is perhaps my favorite quote in one of my favorite movies of all time.

totally agree.

"you have to swear, legally swear you will not kill that jaguar shark"

...

"i'm going to fight it, but i'll let it live. Now what about my dynomite?"

You've gone to 4 years of college, and 4 years of medical school. I can therefore safely assume you are at least 8!

Bob Kelso "Scrubs"

You can play outside all day tossing a ball around. Or you can sit behind your computer and do something that matters.

~Eric Cartman Southpark Episode: Make peace, not warcraft.

He was reffering to playing WoW and win from some guy with the something that matters bit.

Undoubtedly the finest South Park episode ever :D Though, geek that I am, all I could think of through the whole thing was "There's no way the Sword of 1K Truths could be anything other then BOP.... BOE at the very least!!"

(If you don't get it, don't worry about it :wink: )

Sausages!
~ Dog Soldiers

-This is an accident!
-What, like... He tripped, you fell?
~Lucky Number Slevin (ok, the film tried too hard, but I liked that quote.)

Are you shaved? Fur pie doesn't sell.
~Amelie

Aa-o!
Aarugh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Eeu!
Oow!
Ah!
Arh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Hargh!
Arrr!
Urgh!
Aie!
Aah!
Oh!
Amelie: 15
~Amelie
[I`ve just watched that scene 10 times to get that right... My neighbours must be wondering what is going on over here]

I don't know why, but Valve's "Meet the" videos have become my favorite videos, which also just happen to contain my favorite quotes. I guess it has something to do with the fact its written by a dialoging genius. :P

?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute...it cost 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
-Heavy Weapons Guy

Heavy Weapons Guy
Soldier (watch this one until the end)
Engineer
Demoman

"They got to make ya' out...I'm a black Scottish Cyclops!"
-Demoman

Rei wrote:

Undoubtedly the finest South Park episode ever :D Though, geek that I am, all I could think of through the whole thing was "There's no way the Sword of 1K Truths could be anything other then BOP.... BOE at the very least!!"

(If you don't get it, don't worry about it :wink: )

I dont play WoW myself but have played similair games so i know BOP or BOE stands for name of weapon wich is used ot resembale the 1k thruths sword ? i'll google it for a minute. I was thinking of playing WoW but the whole "payin for playin" kept me from playing it. Isn't there like a free server ?

Oh yeah:
"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!"
~Samurai Jack
(RIP Maku 1933-2006)

Cartman: Alright hold on just a second here. Are you tellin me that if you have this "tourettes syndrom", you can say what you want all the time and never get in trouble ?

Guy #1: Its a neuroloical disorder he cant help it
Guy #2: Yeah !

~loud ping~
Cartman thinking: I've got a goldennnnn tiiickeet.
Cartrman thinking and singing: I've got a golden twinkleee in my eeeyee

p.s. Just to let u know i'll be posting a lot of cartman qoutes.

p.p.s. I LOVE this thread

Jamesbloke wrote:

(RIP Maku 1933-2006)

Wuh! Hold the phone, you mean he died?! What happened?

Dr.Oblivious wrote:

Wuh! Hold the phone, you mean he died?! What happened?

Cancer. He died just after recording TNMT at the age of 72. Apparently he wasn't ill for long.

Nash wrote:

I dont play WoW myself but have played similair games so i know BOP or BOE stands for name of weapon wich is used ot resembale the 1k thruths sword ?

I told you not to worry about it :P

Nash wrote:

Isn't there like a free server ?

Well... put it this way... isn't there a free cab in NYC? I mean, just because everyone else has to pay for one, why should I?

Trust me, if there were a free server, it would be packed well neyond capacity by cheapskates just like you within four hours of news of it getting out to the public :wink:

Rei wrote:

Trust me, if there were a free server, it would be packed well neyond capacity by cheapskates just like you within four hours of news of it getting out to the public :wink: