Since stupid people who have bad and stupid opinions always say I look like Jack Black (which I don't because I look like Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt and George Clooney all rolled into one) so Jack Black would probably play me in the movie of my life.

The Film would hopefully be directed by Wes Anderson or Terry Gilliam. The music would be by They Might Be Giants.. which would be totally awesome.

i would say Matthew McConaughey but he's not good looking enough, or tall enough. So probably someone along the lines of Dolph Lundgren. He's awesome, he's tall, but he's probably a little too foreign, so i really don't know. Tim Robbins? Maybe Vince Vaughn? I like him a lot, and I'm dry sarcastic like him. Same height. That's it. Vince Vaughn.

Amanda Bynes would soooo play me, cause we are both ditz. She is the only one I can think of that best suits me personality. Not sure who else would be suitable, Director... Melissa Joan Hart? HEHEHE Not sure about that one either!

Music, anything light and peppy! Like from Peachcake or OkGo... INVINCABLE!!! HAHA Naw, maybe if it was someone playing me in a fictional movie becoming a hero (yes lead them on like I'm not a hero already, then my secret hero ID will stay safe, heeeehheeeehheeee...)

Whoever wants to correct me on any of thouse, let me know... cause usually I'm wrong about this sort of thing, hahahaha!! ((I crack myself up!))

I'd like to think Evangeline Lilly (from LOST) would play me, but that's a super pipe dream...so I guess it would have to be Drew Barrymore because at certain angles (and when she's not totally glammed up) some people think we look somewhat similar. Although it pains me to say that, because Gilinator thinks Drew Barrymore is way ugly! :(

And I would hope that Danny Elfman or Mark Mothersbaugh would do my music!

I don't think she's way ugly, she's just extremely over rated, and she has a lisp. Having a lisp = not hot.

I would have to be played by Zach Braff (JD from Scrubs) because he and I are a lot alike. On Scrubs he's really dorky but he's got a few select friends who are his best friends in the world. He also has trouble with relationships which I'm havin right now. I even have a black best friend who is identical to Turk who I sometimes call Brown Bear. :lol: And my music would mostly be Audioslave, and Damien Rice.

Cool question.

I don't look at all like him, but Paul Reiser (Mad About You and Aliens) could play me. We both have the same mannerisms, nervousness, sense of humor and all that. He'd make a great Citizen. It'd probably get him an Oscar nomination... though the win'd go to Kevin Bacon. Paul and I would be very, genuinely happy that Kevin won the oscar, but would be seen much later on in the evening getting way too drunk and rowdy at the TV Guide Channel's afterparty.

The director would be John Carpenter, who'd also handle the soundtrack. He'd be satisfied with the finished project, but sigh at them when anyone asks why the studio never really seemed to get behind the project.

My dog would be played by the Simpson's Santa's Little Helper.

I've thought about this for a few days now and i finally have my answer.

I want Morgan Freeman to play me... Not because we are anything alike, but because everything he says will make my life sound 50 times more amazing and have so much more meaning. :) it'd be like "They used to call me Simplecap... that was such a long time ago.. my how things have changed..." and the audience would instantly be hooked!

and the soundtrack would be by Led Zepplin...

and it will be directed by Steven Spielberg, Wes Anderson, and Joss Whedon combined so it would be the ultimate film of massive scale, creativity, and wit.

:D

Damn Cap that does sound like something I would watch... But I would have Morgan Freeman narrating. But that dose still sound like a freakin sweet film!

I would watch it, I would watch everyone's films... Who's with me?

SimpleCap wrote:

I want Morgan Freeman to play me... Not because we are anything alike, but because everything he says will make my life sound 50 times more amazing and have so much more meaning.

Morgan Freeman: Here we have young Daniel streching after a long night of playing Halo. Soon he will have a mouth full of chewed up fish and then go about his day.

Morgan Freeman: It's just as Andy told me, 'Get busy living or get busy playing Halo.'

This guy would play me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B_RcaHritg

This is the same guy in another of my favorite bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtEp5yc-g3A

you should check out the rest of their videos they're one of my other favorite youtube giants. This is their channel on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/user/BaratsAndBereta

Cap, you can't have Joss, he's already contracted to write and direct an entire series for me and part of his contract says that he can't shoot any movies until he's made Serenity II.

The series is onstensibly going to focus on my life, but when I'm in high-school I meet a Telekinetic girl named Julia and I become her sidekick who gathers information for her and has to be rescued out of all kinds of wacky situations. I'll be her closest friend and confidant since I'm the only person at the school other than her best girl friend who knows about her powers. I'll call her Jules and keep her laughing with quick witty remarks and biting satirical comments about our teachers and the vain "cool group". I'll have a secret crush on her of course, but she'll have the hots for the former Abercrombie and Fitch model playing a super secret agent named Xavier who risks both his career and his life by breaking company policy to sneak out top secret information about her Alien Father who is a dethroned prince from another galaxy (diagram that sentence why doncha?). My role will become less important to the main plot but they'll keep me around for comic relief and the minor tension of the unfulfilled love triangle as Julia goes on an intergalactic search for her father picking up interesting side characters along the way.

When my character has finally become a hindrance to the story I'll get hit by a radiation beam, lose my memory and become an evil super villain who has it in for Xavier. I'll have powers comparable to Julia and Joss will play up the angst since she can't bring herself to deal the finishing blow when she has me dead to rights. I'll be ready to finish off Xavier when she screams "NO DAVID, I LOVE HIM! PLEASE!" (My real name's David btw)

I'll stop, memories slowly returning. I'd never lost them in the first place but my subconscious mind had simply taken over acting out the fantasies I'd suppressed. I'll stop, stagger back with a tortured expression on my face, then I'd teleport away. I'd no longer be a primary character on the show but I'd return occasionally to deliver cryptic warnings or bail Julia out of really tight spots. Xavier would never truly trust me after that, and he'd always be jealous of the special relationship Jules and I still shared, but not half as jealous as I'll be of him.

Eventually Joss would get me my own show where I'd be using my superpowers to fight crime and injustice in various star systems with an ensemble cast of galactic rejects who all have serious issues but each has a unique talent or ability. Alone we're all a bunch of screw-ups but together we're a formidable team. We go through many of our own trials, but sooner or later we always end up fighting alongside Julia and her troupe. The tension remains but it's simply a part of the plot now and Xavier and I share hilarious dialogues where we zing each other mercilessly. Adam Baldwin and Nathan Fillion would have recurring roles and all the cast of Firefly would make guest appearances.

Music would be a mixture of Orchestral Strings, Imogen Heap, and various upbeat contemporary bands like OK GO, or whoever Joss is listening to at the moment. When I turn into my evil self Submersed will write a theme for me that will go on the series soundtrack and sell a billion and a half copies.

Anyway, This is all I'm really saying: Cap, you'd better find a new director.

it's cool, i still got two great ones left.

Hmmm...well, a lot of people told me I looked like Kerri Green growing up (she's from Goonies and Lucas). Not sure if I agreed, but I got it a lot.

I also had a lot of people telling me I looked like Jenny Lewis (Troop Beverly Hills) and apparently she's a musician now:
http://crazytalk.typepad.com/crazy_talk/2006/03/show_review_jen.html

Weird. Anyway, not sure if either of them want to make a return to acting for my movie...but I do know that Baz Luhrmann would be directing, so it will be quirky and awesome.

Ya, when I was a kid people told me I looked like Blossom. :oops:

So, I guess if you subtract the hat and then add glasses, about 10 years, and a cranky/smartass attitude.... :lol:

Red, I love Jenny Lewis...I didn't realize that she is the same as the actress Jenny Lewis!

Cap raised the question of having someone who just sounds cool to narrate your life so it sounds more eventful and dramatic. If that is the case then i want my life narrated by Liam Neeson. That would be so sweet

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Red, I love Jenny Lewis...I didn't realize that she is the same as the actress Jenny Lewis!

Seriously?? Wow, I'll have to check her music out then. When I looked her up she seemed to get pretty good reviews AND she dated Jake Gyllenhaal...so no complaints there. :)

In the movie:

Do you have your own theme music/song?

How about a catch phrase?

Theme song: "Anya" by Deep Purple
Catch prhase: "What the hell is wrong with these people!?"

Theme song: Weather with you by Crowded House

Catch Phrase: ...

(I'd actually have to get a voice coach teach Paul Reiser how to say "..." wouldn't I?)

Theme song: Crazy by the Barenaked Ladies

Catchphrase: This is NOT a good idea!

Edit:

Once I go evil these would obviously have to change.

My new theme song would be: Map of the Problematique by Muse

My new catchphrase: That was definitely YOUR fault!

I like movies and games

In the movie: Unfortunatly, and I hate it when other people do this (cough Fantasia cough), no one plays me better than me.

Plot: Well I turn into a superhero... nuff said... ((hehe as if I'm not already one... I mean... DAMNIT REAVEALED MY SECRETE IDENTITY AGAIN!!!))

Theme Song: A few of em... Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol
and quite a few songs from Linkin Park... they would be like my Evanesence to the Daredevil movie but not the same songs... all their songs.

Catchphrase: "Sweeet" "Damn!" and "Time to save the world again?"

Actor, my friend told me I look like Ethan Hawke in "Welcome to Gattaca"
Theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByYYlHJe-Ec

A calm movie, like in Lost in translation, Ivre d'amour or Broken Flower, with an "happy ending" ...well I hope so ;)

a catchphrase good question, I didn't talk so much, it'll probably be something like...any french "badword" ( Ha tabarnak ! / ...Criss !)

Great video Aleck... I like the song. What are the lyrics?

OK, i've decided. I think that Vince Vaughn is the guy i would like to play me. And as far as music goes, it has to have "Little Wing" by Jimmi Hendrix in it. That's a gaurantee. And my catch phrase would definately be "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!"

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And my catch phrase would definately be "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!"

That is DEFINITELY your catch phrase. :D
Also, saying people's names in a really frustrated and sarcastic voice could be your catch phrase. 8)

COME ON TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!

citizenbuck wrote:

Great video Aleck... I like the song. What are the lyrics?

Here's the translated lirycs, if you need it in french just ask !

verse 1

They say I'm lazy
That I only do what I want to do
Wich mean not much
They say I'm taking some rest

chorus

I'm sorry
I only have two feet
Only have two feet
Truly sorry

verse 2

The cink is full of dishes
The dirty clothes' basket is full too
I have dirty hair
I'm bearded
But I go after my coffe

chorus

verse 3

There is some construction
and I like to look at construction
They told me to get out of there way
They told me to did it faster

chorus

verse 4

She told me that I'm late
"que je me coiffe avec un p??Ǭ©tard" (I can't translate it something like "that my comb is a bomb)
She want to displace our furniture
I'm not there to displace our furniture

chorus

Well it's the best I could do my english is too poor to did it better...and I'm kinda lazy too ;)