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Jamesbloke's picture

Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man!
Some random dude stands up, holds up his hand and....
Random dude: I'm Iron Man!
A reporter (standing up): I'm Iron Man!
Another reporter: I'm Iron Man!
Pepper Potts: I'm Iron Man!
Agent Coulson: I'm Iron Man!
Jim Rhodes: I'm Iron Man!
Major Allen: I'm Iron Man!
Abu: I'm Iron Man!
etc...
etc...

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animal's picture

Or...

Tony Stark: I am Iron man...
Police: Sir, you are so arrested.
Military Guy: Yea, you wrecked my plane!!!
Tony Stark: But I mercelessly killed terrorist.
Police: Tell it to someone who cares...

Dr.Oblivious's picture

animal wrote:

Or...

Tony Stark: I am Iron man...
Police: Sir, you are so arrested.
Military Guy: Yea, you wrecked my plane!!!
Tony Stark: But I mercelessly killed terrorist.
Police: Tell it to someone who cares...

That reference went straight over your head, didn't it.

citizenbuck's picture

Speaking of which... this is my all time favorite movie related commercial ever.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-FYGmMzwJRA

Jamesbloke's picture

Dr.Oblivious wrote:

animal wrote:
Or...

Tony Stark: I am Iron man...
Police: Sir, you are so arrested.
Military Guy: Yea, you wrecked my plane!!!
Tony Stark: But I mercelessly killed terrorist.
Police: Tell it to someone who cares...

That reference went straight over your head, didn't it.

**Awkward silence**

Jake's picture

Jamesbloke wrote:

**Awkward silence**

Uhh... yeah.

animal's picture

Jamesbloke wrote:

Dr.Oblivious wrote:
animal wrote:
Or...

Tony Stark: I am Iron man...
Police: Sir, you are so arrested.
Military Guy: Yea, you wrecked my plane!!!
Tony Stark: But I mercelessly killed terrorist.
Police: Tell it to someone who cares...

That reference went straight over your head, didn't it.

**Awkward silence**

all right... I'm compeletely clueless...
Can someone please fill me in here?Ǭ¨?ɬ??

Jamesbloke's picture

It was one of the pivotal scenes from Spartacus - like the pepsi ad, but with less fizz. The romans will spare Sparticus' men if he surrenders, which he is about to do, but then all his men claim to be him.

Incidentally, I understand that Charlton totally missed all the sexual innuendo in the script and wasn't best pleased when he found out about it.

Here's how Iron Man should have ended: The way it ended in the theaters. There is no possible better ending that movie could have had.

Admittedly, that last statement is just an opinion, but there is no reason to have a 'How it Should Have Ended' cartoon for this movie. Unless they can make it genuinely funny; but I would hate to see this one get picked apart.

Here's the best ending:Tony Stark says "I'm Iron Man."(Credits)Sgt. Nick Fury from SHIELD shows up at Stark Manor."Tony Stark? I'm Sgt. Nick Fury from SHIELD.""Yes, what can I do for you?""Well, for starters.. you can tell me what part of  'secret identity' you don't understand, since you seem to confuse it with BROADCASTING!And afer that, I brought some friends to help EXPLAIN to you the meaning of the word SECRET."(Superman, The Hulk, Spider-Man, Bat-Man, Green Lantern, The Flash, and a whole lot of other super-heroes show up in the background and close in on him... )Fade out, then "BOOM! BAF! BAM!"THE END

animal's picture

Admiral_Kelly wrote:

Here's how Iron Man should have ended: The way it ended in the theaters. There is no possible better ending that movie could have had.

Admittedly, that last statement is just an opinion, but there is no reason to have a 'How it Should Have Ended' cartoon for this movie. Unless they can make it genuinely funny; but I would hate to see this one get picked apart.

True...
That was prolly the sweetest ending that i've ever seen from n e movie...

If you've never heard the term "secret identity" before.

Awesome Possum's picture

Admiral_Kelly wrote:

Here's how Iron Man should have ended: The way it ended in the theaters. There is no possible better ending that movie could have had.

Admittedly, that last statement is just an opinion, but there is no reason to have a 'How it Should Have Ended' cartoon for this movie. Unless they can make it genuinely funny; but I would hate to see this one get picked apart.

I don't think Cap really picks apart the movies that much in his animations.

Just a little fun fact about the movie, one of the infidels is played by Tom Morello, the lead guitarist of Rage Against the Machine (if you don't know who they are, a song of theirs is played at the end of the Matrix HISHE.) If a HISHE was made for Iron Man, it would be a cool if reference somewhere in it one of the infidels was playing Rage Against the Machine song on an acoustic guitar (perhaps for the intro music).

Just a thought.

Tina's picture

Don't worry, I don't think we're going to touch this one. It was a pretty solid movie...and we have so many other things we'd rather do. We're pretty sure they'll give us something good to laugh at in the sequels. They always do. ;)

Daniel's picture

awe man! i just thought of an ending cause I watched this movie again last weekend. :)

animal's picture

SimpleCap wrote:

awe man! i just thought of an ending cause I watched this movie again last weekend. :)

and how would that ending go?Ǭ¨?ɬ?? :?:

Daniel's picture

I can not tell. lol

but now i totally want to make it :) except i have to finish terminator first of course.

citizenbuck's picture

SimpleCap wrote:

now i totally want to make it (Iron Man) :) except i have to finish terminator first of course.

That is my all time favorite sentence I've ever read on this forum.

animal's picture

citizenbuck wrote:

SimpleCap wrote:
now i totally want to make it (Iron Man) :) except i have to finish terminator first of course.

That is my all time favorite sentence I've ever read on this forum.

Does this mean progress will be made?Ǭ¨?ɬ??

Bliss's picture

Tony Stark: You know what, I AM IRON MAN!!!
Guy in crowd: Wait a minute...you just said you weren't!
Tony Stark: Yeah but...
Guy in crowd: But you lied! We can't trust you to make and distribute weapons...that is if you're a liar!
Tony Stark: Well you see there is thing called a secret identity!
Old lady: Yeah and there is also something known as lieing!

(people begin leaving)

Tony Stark: I'm going back to that cave (sighs) :(

Daniel's picture

very clever :) I like that one

Moustachio Furioso's picture

Jamesbloke wrote:

Incidentally, I understand that Charlton totally missed all the sexual innuendo in the script and wasn't best pleased when he found out about it.

Charlton Heston? He was in Ben Hur. Kirk Douglas was in Spartacus.

DKC3's picture

ya i liked the way it ended in theatres
it wasnt another superman ending
oh look sorry forgot to tell u Supes u have a son an hes realy strong lol
srry husband i did supes b4 u :P
hmmmm bad ending much

naw iron man was solid

lol srry this is more of a superman trash than an ironman but wtv
IronMAN WAS SWEET

Jamesbloke's picture

Moustachio Furioso wrote:

Jamesbloke wrote:
Incidentally, I understand that Charlton totally missed all the sexual innuendo in the script and wasn't best pleased when he found out about it.

Charlton Heston? He was in Ben Hur. Kirk Douglas was in Spartacus.

Er, yeah, he wasn't best pleased either...

Jamesbloke wrote:

Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man!
Some random dude stands up, holds up his hand and....
Random dude: I'm Iron Man!
A reporter (standing up): I'm Iron Man!
Another reporter: I'm Iron Man!
Pepper Potts: I'm Iron Man!
Agent Coulson: I'm Iron Man!
Jim Rhodes: I'm Iron Man!
Major Allen: I'm Iron Man!
Abu: I'm Iron Man!

Hulk: Me Iron Man!
Wolverine: I'm Iron Man!
Tony: You guys aren't even supposed to be in this movie!
Slim Shaddy: Will the real Iron Man please stand up!
Tony: *sigh*

*spoiler alert!*I think that the real movie ending was cool and all, but seriously, when Pepper is about to blow the arc reactor, a shot shows Iron Man waaaaaay closer to the center of the big round window about the arc reactor than Iron Monger. And he didn't even have his helmet on. He would totally have been deader than Iron Monger after the blast. I'm not too good at coming up with funny dialogue, so I wont attempt that here, but I think something should have been done about Iron Man's position on the roof during the blast. Maybe the ending could be a play off of the SpiderMan 3 ending video when Spidey says something to Venom along the lines of "this is my THIRD movie, they NEVER kill off the title character!" anyway, enough of my ramblings. just my $.02 

ness's picture

I don't have a ending but I'll like to see hishe point out that the logic in the 10 ten rings not noticing Stark wasn't building a missile but instead a big suit of armour despite being kepted under video surveillance the all time.

Bliss's picture

Right it took them like a week to make the piece for his heart then it goes to montage of them hard at work and applying the suit to him, but they turned of the video surveillance within the last 24 hours it took them to make it.

robincool98's picture

In my opinion on how it should have ended.... Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man! Some random dude stands up, holds up his hand and.... Random dude: No, I'm Iron Man! A reporter (standing up): No, I'm Iron Man! Another reporter: No, I'm Iron Man! Pepper Potts: No, I'm Iron Man! Agent Coulson: No, I'm Iron Man! Jim Rhodes: No, I'm Iron Man! Major Allen: No, I'm Iron Man! Abu: No, I'm Iron Man! etc... etc...Then at the last guy who says No, I'm Iron Man, they begin to fight to the death, last man standing gets to be Iron Man. Its practically an upgraded version of your opinion so yeah.

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