not all gunshots are fatal. You can usually withstand about three shots total and still move about. and Everyone always has infinite ammo.

If you have a house party, you will always get away with any kind of illegal or dangerous shenanigans that take place, even when the cops show up at the end.

All animals can talk, but mostly dogs.

And any girl will fall in love with you (or forgive any wrong doing you caused) if you do something while standing in public taking the risk of personal embarrassment.

At least one pair of identical twins are born evil

Anyone can hack secure computer systems.
Everybody knows all the words.
..and the dance steps.

Even old men can get young women in the end.

No matter how many henchmen there are, none of them can put up a decent fight.

no matter how many window you bash through ther will never be anyone on the other side except th target.... ever

-most windows in paris always have a view of the eiffel tower

ven cheap apartments have glorious massive windows of that whole area

Water, fire and rock are all the ancients needed to create complex maintenance free devices that last for hundreds/thousands of years without seizing.

when ever anybody has a phone call nobody ever starts the coversation with hellor or ends it with goodbye and after the phone call someone always stares silently at the phone

anyone can bust through a window without getting injured

this is vaguley similar to "and the moral is" which is no longer a poohstick

Even a million knocks wont tear down a door, but one kick can.

Girls can become instantly hot by removing their glasses, letting down their ponytail and putting on lipgloss.

And anytime there is a bet that a cool kid won't ask a nerdy kid out, the cool kid will ask the nerdy kid out, fall in love with the nerdy kid, the nerdy kid will find out and be hurt, but they'll make up in the end and live happily ever after.

Ahhhh, fiction. Gotta love that.

anyone will become evil buy getting half there face burned off

Detectives and Spys never get the right suspect on the first try.

gthe government always has simple passwords like osamabinladen17

Secret Service are poorly trained and are easily confused and distracted

During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year

In any disaster movie, there are never any new landmarks being taken down.- Statue of liberty, Golden Gate Bridge, ect.

If you put a hoodie over your head or duck around at least 2 corners- The police will instantly give up.

All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

funerals are rainy and everybody always has there black umbrella

then after silence everybody leaves but the main character

Government computers can't analyze things but this guy my friend knows is a computer genuis and he totally has a program hat takes sounds from robotic aliens and finds messages written in English.

In 'WhoDunIts' it's always the least suspecting likeable minor character...

The Governments technology and radar equipment always crash and break right before something devistating happens- but thats Ok, because we will just call in some kids to get the job done.

In the trailer its always "only the beginning" or "its just begun"

1ArmGamer wrote:

In the trailer its always "only the beginning" or "its just begun"

Or in the Star Trek Trailer's case... "The wait is over."

or "in a world where..."

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective...or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

ness wrote:

or "in a world where..."

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective...or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

Hmmph! Define foreigner.....

Anyone having an interview is about to get angry..

If the person is really smart, he is probably a jackass as well.

Kids are made up to be way more awesome than they really are.

Even in fictional movies kids are still annoying brats.

If it's Sci-Fi, it has a plot that extremely resembles the other 500 Sci-fi flicks.

foreigner- a person who comes from a foreign country; someone who does not owe allegiance to your country

if you are ever running to find your girlfriend then bump into each other, she says "this way" which is the direction she is running from and where the danger is.