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What Sequel Should Asylum Do Next?
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Submitted by Bliss on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 21:10
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For those of you who don't know what i'm talking about immediatley...The Asylum is a low budget film company that capitilizes off of theatrical movie releases, all of their films go straight to DVD but usually get aired alot on the Sy Fy channel. Their movies are ALL rip-offs and have names like: 

  1. Alien Vs Hunter
  2. Da Vinci Treasure
  3. I AM OMEGA
  4. Paranormal Entity
  5. Transmorphers
  6. Snakes on a train

and sadly many more... except this August came about one of their most famous releases to date: TITANIC IISo with the release of another horrible film that no one would believe to be a legitamate sequel a user on IMDB askes us what their next sequel should be?Here's a list of a bunch of funny ones people submitted I thought it would be fun to come up with our own the tagline has to be something stupid but said dramiticaly like they do in the trailers "Looks like history is repeating itself."2013: The Mayans! They Forgot to Carry the Two Two Days After Tomorrow: Three Days from Today The Godfather Pt 4: Just When You Thought You Were Out, You Found Out You Weren't. Inception 2: Nightmare world.Thursday the 12th: The Final Chapter Part 2 

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Submitted by isaac5 on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 00:13

  damn, I was going to use Transmorphers-------------------------------------maybe a TV show? Lost Series 2: FoundSalt 2: PepperSe7en 2: Eating NineThe Same GuysThose People who Proved to be Nonexpendables  

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Submitted by KitKat on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 00:31

The B-Team: They're...well...pretty good...All Saints Day: Michael Myers actually wanted to go trick-or-treating this year.  But on November 1st, you'd better watch out!Lethal Weapon 5: They're definitely gettin' too old for this s**t.

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Submitted by Bliss on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 10:12

Watchmen 2: You watched the watchmen, but now who watches you?

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Submitted by animal on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 03:00

Inception 2: Deception - If you thought that the original couldn't be any more confusing, guess again!

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Submitted by Jamesbloke on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 03:32

When Harry Divorced Sally: Can marriage survive cheating with Tom Hanks? Twice.Dr MaybeMe & IreneDriving Miss Daisy's Coffin?Indications: A Message. A Warning. A Sign... and you have missed your turningBring Me the Rest of Alfredo Garcia Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

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Submitted by KitKat on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 00:38

Thanks!  It's nice to know it entertained someone. :)

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Submitted by Bliss on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 18:58

Apollo 14 - Houston, we have a problem....aliens.Ben-Hur II - The World's Most Honored Motion Picture, is darker story.E.T. 2 - He is afraid. He is totally alone. He is 3 million light years from home. Or at least ... he was.The Wizard of Oz II - You'll wish you were home.The Ten Commandments II - There was an 11th and now we've failed.

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Submitted by Jamesbloke on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 05:22

You mean like, er, The Return to Oz? Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

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Submitted by Bliss on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 09:20

Anyone working for the asylum doesn't know this.

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Submitted by Death_n_Taxes on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 03:10

District 9 2: District 10StarWars Episode 0: The birth of Yoda.Terminator -1: A journey to the past in order to stop an event which would set an inevitable turn of insidious happenings in the future. Pirates of the Sea: Jack's last adventure. South by Southwest: One of the greatest B-movie suspense thrillers yet.2050: A space odyssey 3,000: An extra few thousand was a much better personal guard. Who would've known?Singin' in the sun.That's all I got...    

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Submitted by Jamesbloke on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 07:28

The Penultimate Airbender: It takes two Benders.Ferris Bueller's Sick Day: When you absolutely, definitely need an extra day off. Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

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Submitted by KitKat on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 12:09

The Twilight Saga: High Noon : Glittery vampires, shirtless werewolves, battling it out wild west style.Alice in Narnia: She went back down the rabbit hole...and into a world she never knew existed.How to Train Your Dinosaur: They should've learned from Jurassic Park, handling dinosaurs is not an easy task.

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Submitted by Jamesbloke on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 14:28

Twiglet Saga: Full Drool?Bet you need a rilly big litter tray when training a dino. Transcending the Arse of Reason in time for last orders

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Submitted by KitKat on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 22:04

Haha - the only question is, who's doing the drooling?  The werewolves or the hordes of teenage girls ogling bare-chested Jacob?And I actually hadn't considered that aspect of trying to train a dinosaur.  I was thinking more along the lines of, you know, avoiding getting eaten by one of the big toothy or little nasty species or accidentally gored by an overly affectionate triceratops.  But now that you mention it...I don't even think growing up on a farm could prepare me for "cleaning up" after a dino.

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Submitted by animal on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 17:25

Star Wars Episode VII - Attack of the CGIEast Side Story - A musical about a man avenging his father's death to become king (of the streets)... This is not an obvious rip off of Hamlet, I promise.Jumper 2 - Comming to a galaxy near you

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Submitted by Mikeopath on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 04:20

john mcclane has met his match when the power goes out at his nursing home, he must fight the dreaded stairs and defeat the damned youngsters on his lawn in order to rescue his beloved... loved ones? don tmiss this action packed thriller sure to make you head explode... SAW XXVII. the return of jigsaw's old aprentice's nemises's little brother's friend's mechanic comes back with some new and deadly contraptions that arent really creative or necessary and are pretty much just for gore. but wait and see the conclusion of this semi thrilling but mostly gory story

Submitted by inmate977 on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 15:50

zombie giant octopus vs. mega piranoids OR 30,000 leagues above the sea, an action-dirigible flick. either can star lorenzo lamas. observationnotes.blogspot.com

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Submitted by Ictiv on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 08:22

Star Peace or: How I realized that peace is boring and its better to make war then love.Star Trek II-II: The Wrath of the Tribbles... Cause it turns out Khan was never revived in this reality and the director thinks they are the second most frightening thing.Dr. Strangelove 2: He's back. Toy Story 4: The indispicable realms of Video Games.Toy Story 5: Coming of the MMOs.Toy Story 6: Star Wars The Old Republic: The game in which we made contact.Down: Attack of the Hearthattack. 12 and a half Angry Men.Alone in the Park: Attack of the bumblebees.2011: The year we wish we never made contact. Queen KongStoneySave BillCold Fuzz This is about as much as i can think of right now.

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Submitted by animal on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 01:00

Ocean's 40Back to the Future 4: Marty McFly is the last man on earth... until he meets up with Will SmithA Bug's FuneralIndiana Jones and the Broken Hip

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Submitted by hamsonb on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 21:23

Killer Clowns vs. Megashark  (just picture it)Canada to Brooklyn: GITTIN PAID! (the story of a young canadian boys transformation from a canadian farmboy to a rapper)I'm still here too. :The Fall of Ben Affleck Garry Potter and the chamber of stonersBaby Sitters club 3d 

Submitted by m_chubbs on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 09:05

Megapiranha 2: The RespawningorGiant Octopus 2: Tenticals Of FearMake Love, Not Warcraft!

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Submitted by Ictiv on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 16:26

I was just watching Omen (the original today) and at the main title an idea just hit me!The logo ofcourse is a kid and his shadow being a cross in the movie right? How about the make an 'Ogirl' movie with a logo of a girl doing a ballet move (the one where the legs form an 'O' and he shadow being an egyptian cross? :D

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Submitted by Ictiv on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 18:33

Its a bit off topic but when I came across this gem I instantly thought of this forum topic... Vídeo Brinquedo.Now, the Asylum is known to have a few redeeming features (Sherlock Holmes+T-Rex on Moive Poster for example) but are these similar? Say, who dares take one for the team and test this for us?  Ather lenoro' sharanteh! (Ather's light guide us!)"Food for thought!"

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Submitted by darrensy on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:38

Let's just see, what they can do next... I am a big fan of this.
 
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