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Daniel's picture

Oompa Loompas are funny.

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citizenbuck's picture

Honestly, contemplating the original logic behind the chicken decapitations has become almost a zen cohen to me lately.

This HISHE haunts me. I'll be stuck in traffic, for example, and suddenly I find myself wondering: Why did they do that? What were they trying to say?

Tina's picture

It's completely perplexing! Probably hands down the most bizarre 5 minutes of any kids movie EVER.

I don't know what the director and the producers of that movie were on (shrooms, pot, acid, etc?) but that scene is not even in the book, why was it added?

Then Gene Wilder has the nerve to criticize the new movie (with Johnny Depp) because it's not true to the original? Geez... :roll:

I don't know anyone who has fond memories of that scene short of Marilyn Manson.

Agreed. They had to have been on something to make that scene. Completely out of place.

Perfect short though.....

Jake's picture

I know this thread has been quiet for quite a while, but I have just have to say thanks for making this one, because that scene scared the CRAP out of me when I was a kid! Somehow, it's like you've righted a great injustice done to all of us who were scarred by that film.

Awesome Possum's picture

Well, if they need a beheaded chicken, I guess they are prepared at least.

Tina's picture

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it's like you've righted a great injustice done to all of us who were scarred by that film.

Yeah...I was kind of scarred...or at least I remember that scene being really disturbing. I love this one because of SimpleCap's awesome scream. Makes me laugh every time. :lol:

Welcome to the forum Jake!

DanzNewz's picture

Little Red Death wrote:

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it's like you've righted a great injustice done to all of us who were scarred by that film.

Yeah...I was kind of scarred...or at least I remember that scene being really disturbing. I love this one because of SimpleCap's awesome scream. Makes me laugh every time. :lol:

Welcome to the forum Jake!

Yeah....

"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Goofy Laughs are awesome....

Jake's picture

Little Red Death wrote:

I love this one because of SimpleCap's awesome scream. Makes me laugh every time. :lol:

Welcome to the forum Jake!

Yep - SimpleCap's impression of Gene Wilder there, and the scream - just awesome work. Thanks for the welcome!

citizenbuck's picture

"They're not making candy though. They're just getting their chicken's heads cut off."

Everyone is in the inventing room. The machine has just churned out their everlasting gobstoppers."Did you say Everlasting Gobstopper?"..."Oh, hey, that reminds me. Some creepy guy offered me ten thousand 'of these' if I smuggled one out. Anyone else see him?"...everyone just stares at each other awkwardly... 

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