How It Should Have Ended
Now lets see what happens when you're driving with the OTHER guy's brake pads.
Last Updated: May 3, 2012

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Darth Hishe's picture

Am I the only one who thinks that villains get the best catchphrases and one liners? They're iconic, moreso than anything the goodguys say. These are kinda unmemorable to others, but I like the way they are delivered. Jabba the Hutt: I like Captain Solo Where he is.Davy Jones: I trust you to know what awaits you should you fail! Goldfinger: No Mister bond, I expect you to die!Sindrome: You sly dog, you caught me monologuing!    

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Font4na's picture

BRICK TOP:  If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.JOKER:  I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...  TA-DA! It's, ah, it's gone! And by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it!that is what i can remember now....

Darth Hishe's picture

Joker was a great character. Heath Ledger brought great talent to the role, and Nolan wrote him some catchy dialogue. "Let's put a smile on that face..."

madcatjasper's picture

Mafia guy, Altobani, in Italian Job: Does Meester Bridger think he can take over Europe from a preeson cell?Altobani again: Preety caaar. Paid for?Or something like these! : )

Ictiv's picture

I usually like the way they say things better than what they say so: "Curses! Foiled again!" (Can't be the classics man)"This is my world Mr. Anderson! My world!" - MatrixAnd one for the content: *Neturaly takes away a pistol pointed at his head* "Eh? Do they make these in men's size?" - Kung Fu Hustle (The Frog)  Ather lenoro' sharanteh! (Ather's light guide us!)"Food for thought!"

Darth Hishe's picture

Darth Vader has some of my favorite villain lines cause they're all so sarcastic! 1. Apology accepted, Admiral. (right after he kills him)2. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. 3. He is as clumsy as he is stupid.  

mclovin1218's picture

Heath Ledger Joker: "Why so serious?":D

Lonigan's picture

"We all wear masks, spiderman, but which one is real? The one that hides your face, or the one that IS your face?" Green Goblin from the Spectacular Spiderman"Bahahaha, fan beats man!" - a rebelling robot fan from Futurama"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fave beans and a nice chianti. Fsf fsf fsf fsf fsf!" - Hannibal LectorMan, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.  - Tyler DurdenThose are my faves - or atleast the ones I can think of.

Scarlet Surfer's picture

Your a lucky man.(coin lands on singed side)But he's notWho?(fastens seat belt)(clicks gun)Your driver(BANG!!)

imhamzak117's picture

Well I wouldn't actually call tyler durden a villain. In my opinion, he was a hero who freed so many men from their nothing life. But the quote was still good :)    Anywayz, Joker:"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness and I won't kill you, Cuz you're just so much fun. I feel that you & I are destined to do this forever!"           "Beneath this mask, there is an idea and ideas are bulletproof." 

3van's picture

Magneto Quotes:"We love what you've done with your hair.""When will these people ever learn to fly?""You're one of them now.""In chess the pawns go first.""The war has begun!""Welcome to the Brotherhood."

Lord Stupendous's picture

I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to challenge me?

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