How It Should Have Ended
Say "Grab the rope"!
Last Updated
July 26, 2010

Inception

Every once and awhile I see a film that is both brilliant and entertaining. A film with intricately woven story telling, great acting, and deeply memorable scenes.  I find it fascinating how...Read More>

The A Team

The A Team was  everything I expected a summer action movie based on a cheesy 80s show to be.  There were definitely some high lights and some serious low points as well.

The...Read More>

Iron Man 2

Iron Man 2 delivers as an exciting, action packed adventure, but what makes it most enjoyable is the cleverly funny dialogue delivered by a cast of very skilled actors.

The film picks up...Read More>

Kick-Ass

Kick-Ass is a very self-aware, satirical, comical, and violent film.  It's certainly not perfect, but it's highly entertaining.

Kick-Ass is about a high school student who decides one day to try and become...Read More>

Clash of the Titans

The new Clash of the Titans is not very magical or memorable, but it's not completely terrible either.  And while the exact plot and motivations are a little different, all the same...Read More>

Alice in Wonderland

Although Alice in Wonderland is a feast of beautiful color and art, the whole affair feels really hollow.  While I'm a fan of Tim Burton, I'm beginning to think his remakes and...Read More>

The Book of Eli

Right when I was ready to throw in the towel on post-apocalyptic movies, I decided to give The Book of Eli a chance to change my mind on the genre.  What I...Read More>

Avatar

Avatar is a familiar, even clichéd story, but James Cameron wraps it in the most dazzling and unique world imaginable. And while the script won't blow your mind, it's tight enough...Read More>

2012

2012 is a three-hour disaster. Contrived dialogue, poor character development and the worst last line of a movie EVER cause this film to fail on so many levels. And while...Read More>

Where the Wild Things Are

Where the Wild Things Are scores big as a stunning visual recreation of a beloved childhood book. Although the film's story sometimes seems a little convoluted, that's probably because a child is...Read More>

Surrogates

The Guild's recent video, aptly named "Do You Want To Date My Avatar?" takes on new meaning in the film Surrogates. Imagine a world where we all sat comfortably in recliners while...Read More>

District 9

District 9 is everything I love about science fiction.  For me, Science Fiction at its very best is provocative enough to make you question what it means to be human, and consider...Read More>

G.I. Joe

Stephen Sommers is a skilled writer and director of action movies and I was surprisingly entertained by his latest film, G.I. Joe. When I told Daniel I was nervous about reviewing this...Read More>

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Lets be real for a second. Yes, Optimus Prime has the coolest voice ever. Yes, everyone knows Megan Fox is hot. Yes, giant robots fighting is fun...Read More>

Land of the Lost

Admittedly I had very low expectations for Land of the Lost, so the campy ridiculousness of the movie was somewhat enjoyable. As always though, I was disappointed that the best jokes were...Read More>

Terminator Salvation

When our local theater finally put up the "Feature Presentation" slide after about five previews I had already seen, I let out a little squeal of excitement. Then the opening credits for...Read More>

Star Trek

The new Star Trek is the type of film that reminds me why I love movies so much. It is stunning to look at, entertaining to watch, and a touching look at...Read More>

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Full of action and plenty of X-Men cameos, Wolverine is an entertaining but average film.

Essentially the movie is about the history of James Logan and how he became "Wolverine." He and...Read More>

Watchmen

Watchmen is a beautiful, beast of a movie that takes some time to absorb. Even having read the graphic novel the movie is a bit overwhelming, but there is no denying that...Read More>

Taken

Taken was both exactly what I expected (popcorn action thriller) and a little bit of a surprise (who knew a PG-13 movie could qualify as an exploitation film).

Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) is...Read More>



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