How It Should Have Ended
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Last Updated
July 26, 2010

Inception

Every once and awhile I see a film that is both brilliant and entertaining. A film with intricately woven story telling, great acting, and deeply memorable scenes.  I find it fascinating how...Read More>

Clash of the Titans

The new Clash of the Titans is not very magical or memorable, but it's not completely terrible either.  And while the exact plot and motivations are a little different, all the same...Read More>

Alice in Wonderland

Although Alice in Wonderland is a feast of beautiful color and art, the whole affair feels really hollow.  While I'm a fan of Tim Burton, I'm beginning to think his remakes and...Read More>

Daybreakers

If you're a vampire lover that hates the Twilight Saga because it isn't gory enough, I've got great news for you.  Every drop of blood not used in those two films, and...Read More>

Avatar

Avatar is a familiar, even clichéd story, but James Cameron wraps it in the most dazzling and unique world imaginable. And while the script won't blow your mind, it's tight enough...Read More>

2012

2012 is a three-hour disaster. Contrived dialogue, poor character development and the worst last line of a movie EVER cause this film to fail on so many levels. And while...Read More>

Where the Wild Things Are

Where the Wild Things Are scores big as a stunning visual recreation of a beloved childhood book. Although the film's story sometimes seems a little convoluted, that's probably because a child is...Read More>

Surrogates

The Guild's recent video, aptly named "Do You Want To Date My Avatar?" takes on new meaning in the film Surrogates. Imagine a world where we all sat comfortably in recliners while...Read More>

District 9

District 9 is everything I love about science fiction.  For me, Science Fiction at its very best is provocative enough to make you question what it means to be human, and consider...Read More>

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Lets be real for a second. Yes, Optimus Prime has the coolest voice ever. Yes, everyone knows Megan Fox is hot. Yes, giant robots fighting is fun...Read More>

Land of the Lost

Admittedly I had very low expectations for Land of the Lost, so the campy ridiculousness of the movie was somewhat enjoyable. As always though, I was disappointed that the best jokes were...Read More>

Terminator Salvation

When our local theater finally put up the "Feature Presentation" slide after about five previews I had already seen, I let out a little squeal of excitement. Then the opening credits for...Read More>

Star Trek

The new Star Trek is the type of film that reminds me why I love movies so much. It is stunning to look at, entertaining to watch, and a touching look at...Read More>

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Full of action and plenty of X-Men cameos, Wolverine is an entertaining but average film.

Essentially the movie is about the history of James Logan and how he became "Wolverine." He and...Read More>

Watchmen

Watchmen is a beautiful, beast of a movie that takes some time to absorb. Even having read the graphic novel the movie is a bit overwhelming, but there is no denying that...Read More>

Coraline

Coraline is bizarre and terrifying and visually spectacular. The opening credit scene is so hauntingly beautiful that you just know this film won't disappoint. Henry Selick proves with Coraline that he can...Read More>

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

There are things to both love and hate about the new animated movie, Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Unfortunately this results in a relatively average film overall.

The story takes place between Episodes...Read More>

Speed Racer

While Speed Racer does live up to the repeated statement that "it will be like nothing you've ever seen before," I'm beginning to think that is all the Wachowski brothers care about...Read More>

Iron Man

Marvel's latest comic book movie is about an incredibly rich and intelligent man that faces circumstances which lead him to become a man-made superhero. Move over Bruce Wayne, because Tony Stark...Read More>

I Am Legend

I Am Legend is a film about a cure for cancer that goes horribly wrong when the virus begins to mutate. While most died from the infection, and a few were immune,...Read More>



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