By Tina Alexander
Failure To Launch

First, ask yourself if you buy the premise that a guy that looks like Matthew McConaughey, at age 35, would still be living at home with his parents.  The movie does offer you a weak excuse but given that the entire movie is built around this idea, it seems doomed to failure.  Ironically the movie is saved in part (at least enough to be average) by its supporting roles played by Terry Bradshaw, Kathy Bates, and especially Zooey Deschanel.

Imagine a world where there are so many men in their thirties living at home with their parents that there exists a profession where women enable these men to move out on their own because of an inspiring romantic relationship.  Apparently these men are all buddies because both of McConaughey’s best friends also live at home (and are handsome of course), and all of McConaughey’s parent’s friends seem to have the same problem with their sons too.  It’s an epidemic!!

So I’m sure if you’ve seen at least one romantic comedy in the last decade, you can imagine where this one is going.  McConaughey’s parents hire Sarah Jessica Parker to seduce their son from the nest, she falls in love with her “client,” he falls in love with her, and then (drum roll please) he finds out she was hired.  Shocking.  What you don’t expect is for all this “drama” to be interspersed with biting animals.  No I did not mistype, McConaughey actually gets bitten by a chipmunk, a dolphin, and a lizard in the most distracting scenes of slapstick comedy I have seen in a longtime.  They loosely tie it into the story, but unfortunately it does not make up for how it completely takes you out of the movie.

There were a few things to like about this movie though, as I mentioned earlier.  Zooey Deschanel is fantastically odd and humorous as Parker’s quirky roommate.  Her dry delivery always makes her a treat.  Terry Bradshaw and Kathy Bates as McConaughey’s parents turn out to be the most believable and honest characters in the movie.  They don’t deliver anything outstanding, but they are effective.

 

SO HOW DOES IT END?

 

Like any other romantic comedy, there’s no real surprise ending.  There is one shocking scene though after the big “reveal” that I have to admit was unexpected.  When Parker tries to apologize by getting into McConaughey’s car, these PG-13 movie makers actually chose to use up their one f-word.  It definitely got the point across that he was pissed, and in many ways better than any other movie like this that I have seen.

 Where it really failed, quite miserably actually, is during the resolution scene.  All the supporting characters find a way to get these two together to talk it out…and then they watch them work it out on web cams.  Oh it gets worse.  They are in some sort of internet café with a massive screen where they then put it up for everyone to see.  And even if I can overlook the fact that they then have to improvise and direct the previously quoted 15+ web cameras with “every angle” of action, we then get introduced to a bunch of new characters that we don’t care about, but that grace the screen to deliver some of the worst lines in cheesy cinematic history.

 

 

Originally I was going to allow this movie to sneak by with 3 stars.  It’s worth a matinee or a rental, but I really don’t recommend paying full price for this movie.  Entertaining enough, it is definitely a strong 2 out of 5.

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